Archive-name: Fantasy/get-tan.txt
Archive-author: Robert E. Epps
Archive-title: Getting a Tan


A friend of mine, "Horny" Hal Gudmunsen, recently opened his own
tanning salon.  What I heard about this, I just had to go check it
out! I just couldn't picture him running his own business.  Hal, of
all people!  Besides, my own "tan" needed definite improvement.

So I followed the directions he gave me, and found the salon in a
surprisingly elegant little shopping center.  It was located right on
the end, closest to the street, and had a big sign that read:

                          HAL'S TANNING AND
                           BODY WRAP SALON

What the heck is a "body wrap"?  I wondered, as I walked through his
front door.  It sounds like something Hal would really enjoy doing.
(I suppose I would too!  Wrapping something around some girl's sexy
body, mmmmm.... And unwrapping it would be even better!)

Hal's parlor was even more elegant than the shopping center outside.
The walls of the reception area were covered with rich dark wood
paneling, the floor was thickly carpeted, and the furniture was
elegantly stuffed and very comfortable. I could have gone right to
sleep on that big couch! Not at that moment, though -- it was quite
fully occupied.  Two beautifully tanned (and beautifully curved)
young ladies sat together on the couch, giggling as they read the
Sunday comics.  They finished one strip and broke out in laughter --
must have been that Bloom County one where Opus cut off his nose with
dental floss while lost in dreamy rhapsody, I supposed.  Next to the
girls sat a big hulking guy, also quite bronzed, with a big muscular
arm behind the back of one of the girls.  At the far end of the couch
sat an older gentleman with fair skin -- the only person besides
myself who really NEEDED to be there!

Behind a large desk sat Hal, who saw me when I came in and waved.
"Hey, Rob! Be with you in just a minute.  Have a seat!"  I sat down
in a lounge chair and watched as Hal signed up a new member who had
come in just ahead of me.  God, she was cute too.  Hal seemed to be
doing good business, and what a clientele! If I were in his position,
I'd be going home from work every night with a hardon.

Somebody came out of the hallway that lead to the tanning rooms, and
Hal waved to him and said, "see you tomorrow!"  Then he jumped up and
disappeared through the hallway, then a minute later returned and
said, "Sue? Room 6 is ready now. Go on in!"  The girl next to the
muscular guy got up, kissed him on the cheek, and headed off to the
tanning room.  As soon as she went around the corner, the other girl
slid across the couch and rested her head against the guy's bulging
chest, and he put his arm around her sexy waist.  I sighed, and
continued to wait.

Pretty shortly, some more people left the salon, and the other people
in the waiting room were accomodated.  That just left Hal and me, and
he got up from behind his desk, came over to me, and shook my hand.
"How's life been treatin' ya!"  I grinned and responded, "oh pretty
good.  Looks like you got one heck of a business going here!"  "Shit,
Rob, it's been crazy!  I've been signing up at least a half dozen
people a day.  I can hardly keep up with all this.  I'm gonna have to
hire me some more helpers. So, wanna try it out?"  I nodded, and he
beckoned me to follow him into the hall.

There were six doors on each side of the hallway, and one at the end
with an "opening this door will cause an alarm to sound" bar across
it. Hal led me to the last door on the right side, pulled a ring of
keys from his pocket, selected a key, and unlocked the door.  "I keep
this room available for special customers," he said as he led me in.
It was a pretty large room, much larger than I expected a tanning
room to be. There was a chair and a loveseat against one wall.  On
the opposite wall was a bookshelf with a stereo and some tapes, and
next to it was a mirror that stretched nearly from the floor to the
ceiling.  Something seemed odd about the mirror, but I couldn't put
my finger on what it was.  Along the long wall opposite the entrance
door stood an SCA WOLFF tanning bed (which looked somewhat like a
giant metal-and-plastic hotdog bun) and another loveseat.  The floor
was thickly carpeted, just like the floor of the salon's waiting
room.  "This is really nice!" I said to Hal, and he nodded and smiled
and replied, "the nice stuff is yet to come."  He quickly showed me
how to operate the tanning bed, then said, "I better get back to the
front desk.  Have fun, and I'll see ya again in a while!"  Then he
left the room and closed the door.

I stripped off my clothes, set the bed's timer to twenty minutes, and
reclined on the bed.  Small goggles hung from the top half of the
tanning bed on a string, and I placed them over my eyes.  Then I hit
the START button on the wall and pulled the top half of the bed down
over me.  My whole body become bathed in uniform warmth.

Given little else to do, my horny mind began to imagine things.  I
imagined that I was a beautiful girl lying on the bed, my flawless
curves illuminated by the brightly glowing UV tubes.  I ran my hands
slowly up and down my legs, and in my mind they were gorgeous,
sensuous, silky female legs.  My cock began to rise as my mind saw
the hands sliding up the smooth shins, then caressing the lovely
thighs and rising slowly up to wonderful sexy hips. The hands
continued to travel up her (my) body, until they were next to the
wonderful boobs, the nipples almost touching the inside of the top
part of the bed.  Then the hands move toward each other, piling the
titflesh up, pressing the nipples up against the warm, clear plastic
that shielded the UV tubes. Caressing, squeezing, oohhh my cock was
really rising now as I thought of her lucky hands squeezing those
breasts, and the camera of my mind zoomed back to show this
incredible female, her knees rising and lower- ing as she played with
herself.  My cock hardened even more at the thought that this really
might be happening in one or more of the other rooms right here in
this salon!  But of course I would not get to see it.  A guy like me
never gets to see or experience such beauty, only guys like that
Neanderthal with the two girlfriends.  My hardon began to deflate
with such a depressing thought, and my mind hurried to correct the
situation by restoring the image of the beautiful woman lying right
where I was now.  My cock rose again as one her hands continued to
massage a breast, as the other slid down toward her pussy. The image
played on in my head as my hands followed along on my own body, until
the bed turned off with a "THUNK" and interrupted my blissful
thoughts.  My body instantly felt 20 degrees cooler, and I pushed the
top of the bed up.  I was about to get up when my dream goddess
stepped into the room through the mirror.

Actually, she didn't step THROUGH the mirror.  The mirror opened up
like a door, and she stepped in and closed it softly behind her.  I
couldn't move, or even speak, and my heart pounded as I took in the
sight of her.  My brain's logical abilities were suddenly rather
impaired, and my first thought was that this girl had simply entered
an occupied room by mistake.  The fact that she had entered naked,
and not through the door from the hall, took a moment to settle into
my mind. My whole body tingled and my thoughts clouded as I looked at
her.

In one hand she had a small bottle containing of some kind of oil,
and in her other she carried a white rose.  She placed those items on
the floor at the head of the bed, then put her hands on my shoulders
and gently pushed me back down on my back.  Her hand on my right
shoulder began to slide downward, feeling my chest and gently rubbing
and tickling my nipples.  My mind was reeling!  I let my own hand
reach up and touch the side of her body, just above one extremely
sexy hip.  She did not seem to mind, so my fingers lightly caressed
the smooth tan skin.  The bottle of oil (I found out later that it
was aloe vera) appeared in her other hand, and she applied a small
amount of it to both hands and began to rub it onto my chest.  Oh
wow, those warm slippery hands felt so good as they rubbed against my
skin!  The feel of her body under my caressing fingers was even more
delightful, and I guided them up her side and around, massaging her
back and shoulder blades.  Then my hand came back around, stopping at
the side of her chest for a moment, then slowly pressing against a
luscious boob and gathering it up.  The big suckable nipple rose up
as my thumb slid underneath her breast and my fingers went around the
top and I gently squeezed that glorious mound and massaged it.  Her
hands continued to rub oil on my body, covering my sides and
shoulders and neck, then working down to my belly and thighs and
legs.  Oh was my cock throbbing now!!

Pretty soon she had fully oiled my body, and she set the bottle down
and picked up the rose.  She looked up at me and smiled, and her
tongue poked out and licked her sensuous lips.  Then she sat down on
the bed next to my right hip, and reached out her arm to hold the
flower right above my face.  My hand was still on her breast, the
thumb and forefinger toying with the now-hard nipple, and my other
hand reached up and landed on her hip, gently rubbing it.  She
lowered the rose until one petal was barely touching my lips, then
began to slide it slowly downward.  It traveled across my chin, then
down my neck and the top of my chest.  She let it glide from side to
side across my nipples, teasing and tickling them. From there it
continued downward, and I steeled myself in anticipation as the rose
neared my superhard meat. She twirled it around the base of my cock,
then let the petals glide to my balls and dance around on them. Then
she lifted the rose up and let it hover a scant millimeter above the
tip of my cock.  The rose paused there, as though rubbing its hands
in anticipation, then descended.

The feel of the petal gently grazing the tip was driving me crazy!
She swirled it around the head, then spiraled it around and down my
cock. I couldn't control myself any longer -- I was so consumed with
lust!  I sat up abruptly and wrapped my arms around her and embraced
her tightly.  Her breasts pressed tightly against my chest, and I
could feel her wonderfully hard nipples slide against my skin.  My
cock was being squeezed between our bellies -- what an amazing
feeling!  My lips found hers and we kissed; a long, wet, grinding,
lustful kiss with tongues darting in and out and exploring the
wonders inside each other's mouth.  I swung my feet around so that I
could slowly get up, and with her still clasped tightly against me, I
somehow made it over to the loveseat and fell into it.

She was under me now, and I was all over her, kissing her hungrily
and squeezing and kneading her boobs with my hands and grinding my
cock against her crotch and belly.  But my cock wanted more -- it
wanted to fuck those tits!  So I got up on my knees and slid forward
until that big throbbing tool was right where it wanted to be.  I put
my hands on either side of her chest, and pressed her boobs together
as I slid my cock in between them. She put her hands on my hips and
gripped tightly as my love missile drove back and forth between her
mounds, and I pressed those mouth-watering tits together until they
were wrapped around my cock with the nipples touching each other.  My
fingers came up and toyed with her nipples, and she bent her head
forward so that she could lick at the missile between her boobs every
time it slid forward.  Then she grabbed it with one hand and slid her
body beneath me until my flaming member was in the range of her
hungry mouth.

I shuddered as her lips slipped around it, and she slipped it deep
into her mouth.  Ooooo it was so WARM and WET!  She slipped it in and
out, sucking on it and slurping at it with her slithering tongue.
Then she pushed it in really deep, until her lips were around the
base of my cock.  She nibbled there and her chin rubbed against my
balls, and I could feel the tip of my cock rubbing against the roof
of her mouth way in back, and her tongue slipping and sliding all
over it, and her warm breath blowing from her nose against my crotch.
Oh man I am gonna come very soon I can't hold it much longer oh here
it COMES and then she slipped it out of her mouth and kissed the tip.
Then she began to STROKE it with her hand.  Rubbing and pulling and
squeezing it, first with one hand and then both hands going at it,
and then the hot juices exploded out of it, flying onto her shoulders
and chest. Her hands continued to jerk at it as the cum squirted, and
my hands reached forward to spread the hot sticky juice all over her
jiggling boobs...

About a half hour later I was fully clothed again and standing at the
front desk.  "So how much do I owe you for the, uh, tanning session?"
Hal looked up from the computer, where he was entering the info for
my new membership, and grinned.  "No charge this time around!  Here
are the rates for our regular sessions..."  He handed me a piece of
paper. "...and our SPECIAL sessions are normally six times that, but
for you, Rob, I'll let you in for 50% off.  So how many sessions do
you want to pay for now?"

There went my paycheck for the week!


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