Archive-name: Miscell/perfhand.txt
Archive-author: Brooks Peters
Archive-title: How to Give the Perfect Hand Job


Sex means more than intercourse; exploring all the different
variations enhances your sex life and keeps it from getting
stale.  Masturbating your partner can be very exciting for both
of you.  So, read on and learn how to let your fingers do the
walking.

Mutual masturbation can be a thrilling experience, but first, we
need to study the basics of manual technique.  Most men feel
women aren't skilled at handling penises.  Their grips are too
limp, lacking conviction and exuberance.  They seem afraid to
apply pressure, yet often pull or tug at inappropriate moments,
disrupting the rhythm.  They also have a tendency to scratch.
Clearly, we all need to be more knowledgeable about the proper
methods of mutual masturbation.  Either you or your partner can
perform the following exercises.  But it is written with an
experienced woman in mind.

The first concern is always a matter of size.  Is it large or
small?  Somewhere in between?  No issue has ever received greater
attention than the size of a man's penis.  Man's obsession with
cock size is probably a mental vestige of his primitive primate
past, but as far as human sexuality is concerned, it's a waste of
time.  A large penis doesn't have any effect on a woman's physi-
cal enjoyment unless she has a deep-seated psychological attach-
ment to well-endowed men.

How about its shape?  Is it curved like a boomerang or is it
straight like an arrow?  Does your fist fit around the spongy
mass of the shaft?  Does your hand completely engulf it?  This is
good because you can squeeze it all at once.  But don't be an
organ grinder.  Be gentle, yet firm.  If the penis has an unusual
girth, your hand may not completely encircle it.  In such cases,
try both hands to insure you don't miss any of the tender areas
while stroking.

Explore every square inch of his genital surface area.  A man
loves to have his penis worshiped, played with, tickled, fondled,
massaged.  Let him know that you are not afraid, ashamed or
disgusted.

Don't start stroking or jerking quite yet.  Just feel the full-
ness of it all.  Let your fingers run from the balls to the top
of the cock head, swirl around there, then slide back down the
other half and end back down at the balls.  The movements should
be swift and smooth, without bumping or stalling.

Now you're ready for some stepped-up action, but you don't want
to suddenly lapse into a series of beatings, whackings, jackings
and jerkings.  Tease the more sensitive areas of the penis.
These include: the glans and corona, and the tender part of the
bottom side of his penis.

Bring your palm up to the top of the glans and park it there flat
out, fingers held together and stiff, thumb pointed straight out.
Spin it around as if you were trying desperately to remove the
tight lid of a jar.  Your man will be groaning in delicious
agony.  The glans is super sensitive and this motion will bring
him exquisite pleasure.  He might grimace and cry out, and proba-
bly try to push your hand away, but he's loving every second of
it.  Now's your chance to be the one who plows ahead even though
he's pleading with you to stop!

After you've done this for a while, slip your hand down his
testicles and ever-so-gently grab them in your fingers, softly
tugging them down away from his shaft.  If they are big and
bulky, like Grade AA eggs, bounce them up and down a couple of
times in your hand.  Tell him how heavy they feel, how sexy they
are.  Whatever you do, don't squeeze them!  This could put a real
damper on your lovemaking for the rest of the day.  You might
notice that one of his nuts hangs lower than the other.  This is
perfectly normal.  Once you feel comfortable with the way his
balls feel in your hand, gently roll them up the underside of his
shaft.  Depending on their size and the amount of room in the
scrotum, they will most likely reach to half way of his penis.
He will like the way this feels.

Now, let go of his testicles and bring your fingers together in a
makeshift goosehead formation.  Very lightly, begin to stroke his
erection with your fingers, running them all over his sensitive
shaft and balls.  You may wish to slip the pocket of your goose-
head handhold over the tip of his penis, letting it rest there
for a few seconds.

About this time, the penis will probably start to emit its natu-
ral lubricant.  Pre-seminal fluid is nature's way of moistening
the canal of the urethra so that the spermatozoa can swim more
easily out of it; it also lubricates the head of the penis.  An
uncircumcised penis gathers up this lubricant within the foreskin
and keeps the head very moist and slick.  Use the juice to lubri-
cate the shaft.  Sometimes, its musky smell can be an aromatic
aphrodisiac for you both.

If there is little or no pre-cum, don't be concerned.  It is not
a requirement, and it doesn't always appear at exactly the same
time.

In any case a good lubricant will work just as well.  Add a drop
of moisturizing lotion to the shaft and gently rub it in.  Alex-
andra Penney, in her book, "How to Make Love to a Man", is very
keen on massaging the lotion between one's hands before putting
it on the penis because sometimes the cream is cold and the palm-
rubbing warms it up.

If your partner doesn't seem to have a very firm erection, try
using a cinnamon-based ointment which you can find at your local
sex novelty store or acquire through a mail catalog.  The slight
burning sensation often causes the penis to become rock-hard.
Adding a little dab to the testicles also helps.  If you really
want to do a number on him, slip a dollop of Ben-Gay on his balls
and watch him go through the roof.

One of the secrets of great manual sex is varying your hand
motions.  Here are a few indispensable techniques:

SWITCH HITTER
Use both hands, alternating back and forth in a pattern you
develop to offer him the most arousal.  He will notice the dif-
ference.  Don't get into a routine where the strokes are dull,
and noncommittal.  Give it to him good.  Get him to the point
where he's singing out, "I second that hand motion!"

DOUBLE WHAMMY
How about going double or nothing!  Bring both well-lubricated
hands down on his shaft.  Some cocks are so big they require both
hands.  If your partner's doesn't, then use the other hand to
caress and lightly flutter his balls, or tighten around the base
of his shaft.  If both hands fit along the length of the shaft,
move then together, up and down, in the typical pumping motion.
Pretend you're holding a baseball bat and are about to score a
grand slam.  You can also vary the directions of your hands, one
up, one down at the same time.  There's no doubt that two hands
are better than one.

THE ANVIL STROKE
Bring one hand down, letting it stroke the penis from the top all
the way to the bottom.  When it hits the bottom, release it.
Meanwhile you're bringing your corresponding hand down to the top
of the shaft, creating an alternating beating motion, hence the
name "anvil stroke." Think of those blacksmith duos who keep up a
double beat pounding motion as they beat that rod of iron on a
piping-hot anvil.

THE SHUTTLE COCK
Not many people have heard of the "shuttle cock," but it's one of
the best.  Take the penis in both hands, fingers lightly touching
the sides of the shaft.  In order to visualize the position,
think of yourself holding a clarinet.  Now flick the penis back
and forth between your two hands by holding on to the loose skin
of the shaft.  Shuttling it back and forth in this manner may not
seem incredibly thrilling to him at first, but pretty soon, as it
builds up momentum, it will drive him out of his mind.  Orgasms
encountered via this method are sometimes messy, but always
memorable.

THE BOOKENDS
Place both of your hands side by side against his shaft like a
pair of bookends.  Now push hard against his penis.  Then lift
your hands up and down.  Continue in this manner for a while.
The constant tugging of the skin around the balls and the mons
pubis will do the trick.

THE FLAME
Place your hands down on either side, your fingers pointing away
from the cock.  Pretend you're a campfire girl and start spinning
his pecker like a stick of wood.  This way you'll keep the home
fires burning for a long time to come.

THE BASE CLUTCH
Tighten your thumb and forefinger around the base of the shaft,
pressing down on the balls.  This will cut off the blood (acting
as an impromptu cock ring) and help you steady the shaft in your
hand.  If the skin on it is slick and immutable, you can stroke
the penis with more friction, thereby enhancing the excruciating
experience.

THE LOVE TUG
As you are stroking him, lightly pull on the whispy strands of
pubic hair sprouting from his testicles.  Don't pull so hard that
you remove them, but tease them gently, lovingly.  This will make
him holler with delight and awe at your inventiveness.

THE TWO-TIMER
Tickle his balls with one hand while the other jerks him up and
down.

THE THIGH-SWATTER
Use the hand that is currently unemployed to firmly but lovingly
pat his inner thighs.

BEST FIST FORWARD
Place your fist against his perineum as you're stroking him.
He'll probably start opening his legs a little wider, giving you
more space to press against.  Guaranteed to drive him wild.

As always, it is the psychological impact of what you are doing
that makes the sex so satisfying.  Let your mind escape into the
uncharted wilderness of fantasy.  As a sexual pioneer, it is your
manifest destiny to explore the outer limits of your sensuality.

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